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Whilst Yours Truly was out at Jones Beach over Memorial Day weekend, I caught celebrity lovebirds Asia and Trixie frolicking at the beach.
Celebrity body language expert, Stu Pidpants, says, "based on the way these two are holding hands via pinky-only shows the playful nature of their relationship, while the way they take steps via opposite foot shows how these two would be an unbeatable three-legged racing team."
Yours truly also caught the lovebirds 'star' gazing, not at the Big Dipper, but at each other as if nothing else existed at the beach.
At one point, Yours Truly overheard the loverbirds in a playful, yet serious debate over the likelihood of two possibilities:
1. Their ex-best friend, Paris Hilton, completing her entire sentence in prison
or
2. George Bush actually completing a complete sentence when giving a national speech.
Asia and Trixie both agreed that 1 was more likely
Indeed, the best side of young love.
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