The O.C.- Original Creature
Dear Avid Readers,
Much as the Amber Altert notifies parents of missing children, I want to send out to you, Dear Avid Readers, a Mermer Alert. For those of you who are unaware, back in 1984, a hard-working man named, Alan Bauer-NYC, was taken and kissed by one of these monstrous water creatures and never to return to land again. Although head detective
Walter Kornbluth tried catching this evil being, he failed to contain her and her wiley ways, and Alan disappeared with this creature we will call, Madison , 23 years ago and never to be seen again. Although some seafarers have said to have spotted a man that resembles Alan Bauer, no one has yet to get close enough to confirm whether it is actually indeed him.
Well, Dear Avid Readers, as Yours Truly was out wandering the streets of New York the other day, I spotted, yet another creature: similar in beauty, similar in her ways with men sitting on the ledge of a Coney Island Pier scouting for her next victim.
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