We are headed to Plan B

Dear Avid Readers: As some of you may know, Yours Truly and The Boy are headed out for a full 2 week vacation starting September 1st! At first the plan was ot head to Vietnam; however after some conversation and planning we are now looking at Plan B. As my dear avid readers, Yours Truly would like to include you on the plans and if you have been or have any suggestions Yours Truly would be truly grateful. P.S. for those of you who have made these flights, please note the number of hours Yours Truly and The Boy will be on a plane in 2 weeks!

1st Leg: On Saturday September 1st we will be flying from NYC to Minneapolis to attend a wedding of an N.A.R (that would be a Non-Avid-Reader) We will be there until Monday September 3 in which we fly from Mineapolis to Tokyo Japan. From there we have a one hour layover until we board the plane and head to Bangkok Thailand...however, since Yours Truly and The Boy have plenty of experience with city life we will transfer flights to Southern Thailand and spend 6 days on a beach like this...

I think our flights lands at 11:00 am so Yours Truly has planned to have a colorful drink in hand by 11:05 am and to have that colorful concoction in my belly by 11:05:06

Yes that is Yours Truly with a version of The Boy. Although, if truth be told, Yours Truly is not quite as endowded as this lovely body double and neither is the chest of The Boy.

Next on the list is to get a minor burn that hopefully turns into a wicked tan. We have gone back and forth and ulitmately the final decision is to do absolutely NOTHING for the days we are there but to eat, sun bathe, swim, and tan. Ahhhhh I can hear my knots thanking me already!

On September 10th we board another plane and head back to Tokyo in which I will leave The Boy with his *tour guide* (details to follow in next post) whilst I find myself some Harajuku Girls in order to learn the moves necessary to be in Gwen Stafani's next video.

We will be in Tokyo from September 11th to September 15. Then on the 15th we re-board a plane and head from Tokyo to Minneapolis. We will spend one night in Minneapolis drinking with friends of ours combined with Jet Lag in hopes of creating a memorible last Hurrah for our 2 week vacation and when we wake up on the morning of Sunday September 16th ~ hungover, smelling like salt-water shit, peeling, tired, and jet lagged we will, again, board another flight back to NYC. And that, dear avid readers, will be the another Hard Core Vaca courtesy of Yours Truly!