Dear Avid Readers:
As most of you know, the official evites have been sent. Yours Truly has been doing some deep thinking about what it means to hit 30. I am afraid of the changes that might happen upon hitting this mysterious number we call 30. I wanted to share some of my concerns with you, my dear avid readers in hopes to better understand my own fears and concerns.
1. Will I still get that tingling feeling in my stomach when I get a text talking about "open bars?"
2. Can I still get away with ripped tights and hole-y shirts?
3. Will I lose my ability to enjoy unplanned excursions with only a pair of clean underwear as my suitcase
4. Could I still be a sacrificial lamb?
5. Will the term "grandma" become less hilarious but more realistic?
6. Will the terms: "Brutal & Triple O.C." still be used freely by me or about me?
7. Is my bra size going to decrease with the size of my panties increase?
8. Will I be referred to more frequently as Ms or Ma'am?
9. Will Happy Hours go from an all night extravaganza to literally an hour?
but most importanly,
10. Will I wake up one morning and know how to make casseroles and end having to cook all the time?
There it is dear avid readers. I hope you understand why Yours Truly is a little concerned at this moment in this particular year.
3 comments:
hmmm...don't be concerned, although everything you mentioned are true....j.k
I can't imagine happy hours not lasting all night, even when you are 60! You'll still be the hippest grandma!
dlee.....no worries...u are the coolest ever and will always be....i finally started a blogspot so add me babes!
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